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Attempted Murder T-shirt (Lightweight)

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Category: Lightweight Cotton T-Shirts

Two crows, one killer pun. The "Attempted Murder" tee delivers the perfect mix of birding humor and dark wit. Wear it on a birding adventure, at trivia night, or while explaining to your confused friends that yes, a group of crows is called a murder.

  • Gets Laughs: The bird pun that keeps on giving.
  • Lightweight Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric with just the right stretch.
  • Flattering Fit: Comfortable on all body types.
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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Nicholas ★★★★★

The cotton is surprisingly soft and breathable for a pun shirt, and the crow design gets a laugh every time I wear it birding. My friend who’s a birder finally cracked a smile when she read the text.

Richard ★★★★★

Wore this to trivia night and nobody got the joke until the third round, which honestly made it funnier. The cotton is genuinely lightweight, so it didn't feel heavy even after a sweaty walk to the bar. Now I keep looking for excuses to wear it around my birding group.

Elizabeth F. ★★★★★

The crow pun got three separate laughs at trivia night before anyone even noticed the shirt itself. Print's still crisp after a handful of washes, and the cotton breathes well enough that I wore it two days straight on a camping trip.

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