Attempted Murder T-shirt
Category: Regular Cotton T-Shirts
Finally, a crime you want to be caught wearing. The "Attempted Murder" T-shirt delivers the perfect mix of birding humor and dark wit. This unisex, garment-dyed tee is thick, breathable, and ridiculously comfortable, so you can wear it on a birding adventure, at trivia night, or while explaining to your confused friends that yes, a group of crows is called a murder. The subtly spooky yet effortlessly cool design makes it a perfect fit for bird nerds, word nerds, and anyone who appreciates a killer joke.
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