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Attempted Murder Women's T-Shirt

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$25.08 $38 In stock

Category: Women's T-Shirts

Embrace your dark sense of humor and love for wordplay with the "Attempted Murder" Women's Relaxed T-Shirt. This tee features a clever design inspired by the collective noun for crows, a "murder." With two crows depicted, it's an "attempted" murder. Crafted from soft, combed, and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt offers a relaxed fit that's perfect for casual outings or birdwatching adventures. Whether you're a bird enthusiast or a fan of witty puns, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter.

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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Kevin Y. ★★★★★

I ordered a size up for that oversized, comfy look, and the wordplay got a genuine laugh from my book club friends. The relaxed fit is perfect for lounging around, and the fabric holds up well after a few washes so far.

Andrew ★★★★★

The fabric is so soft and the relaxed fit is perfect for lounging. I’ve worn it three times this week and the crows joke still makes me chuckle every time I catch my reflection.

Harper ★★★★★

The wordplay got me—I laugh every time someone glances at the shirt and does a double take. The relaxed cut drapes nicely without feeling baggy, and the fabric held up fine after the first wash.