容易被鳥分心貼紙

Slapped this on my water bottle and it's survived a month of dishwasher cycles without peeling or fading, which says a lot compared to other stickers I've tried. The bird graphic is funny enough that coworkers keep asking where I got it.

Stuck this on my water bottle before a week of rain and it still looks brand new. The warble joke gets a laugh from every birder who spots it, and the print quality is crisp enough for a tiny bird.

The vinyl on this one actually feels soft rather than that cheap plasticky finish, and it's survived a few rainstorms on my water bottle without peeling. The joke lands every time someone reads it over my shoulder in the break room.